So unless you’re rooming alongside the Sewer King, you’ve seen Antonio Brown twerk to thrust with the precision of a the world renowned Lars Andersen. I mean this guy fucks FUGX. I would have to attend a 4 year porn bootcamp to gain that type of skill. Just watching that makes me feel like I dislocated both my hips simultaneously. He literally snaps into the thrust. Can you imagine what how instantaneously every woman in America was blinded by sexual fantasies after seeing that? I see an average of 12 girls shake their butts in my face on the Twitter/IG everyday and I can barely handle it. Think of being a female who has minimal exposure to this level of seduction. It’s not even fair. Sump pump sales musta have gone through the fuckin roof this AM due to living room flooding.